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But afore ye depart this unconstructed land, please copy/paste....
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Dear Pwl, you are a such lazy slob. I don't think you are giving enough blood to
this project. If you don't get on with it immediately, I shall call a cyberplague
of spidiferous creatures down upon thine house.
SIGNED:
(Oh, and please add an original)
INSULT:
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