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Subject: CAW! "Do you want to be rich?" Date: Wed, 18 Mar 1998 13:20 From: pwl@diplomat.co.uk To: somacrow@aol.com CC: [list@darkcorvid] ...And more plausibly so than those wretched spam-mails could ever be. CAW? Riana, the Lady Storming-Crow! CAW? Okay, the bullion van is open, while the driver is stopped in the country lane for a furtive piss behind a tree. (Completely against Bank Rules, I'm sure.) ...So you distract him from above in the tree, by the usual tactics of branch-shaking, dropping sticks, and yelling, "CAW! ...Only a miserable specimen here, Gang!... Haha! I've seen earthworms larger and juicier looking, but if anyone else wants to peck it off, feel free! CAW-CAW!" ...While I sneak into the cab and take the handbrake off, slip it into gear and roar off. Pity these vehicles don't fly, but 'tis a common design-fault, and I am used to them. It doesn't really matter if he sees me: no-one would believe his story. I wouldn't want the the poor chap to be put in a lunatic asylum though, so I shall endeavour to remain unseen. [insert thoughtful hr'k-hr'k] Let that be my only good deed of the day then. [brightening]... Neato that you made him urinate over his own shoes though! Appreciative applause-caws to thee! Okay, I'll drive the van over the edge of Deep Inaccessible Ravine, and fly out before it smashes to little bits on the rocks three hundred feet below. Meet me at the bottom, and we'll see how many of the glister-bars we can cache before any bipeds work out how to get down with ropes and winches. Plenty of glitter to go around, so invite a friend to help in the carry-off. Let us be generous and self-indulgent with other people's money; just like the Modern Bank we plunder. Invite other Dark Ones only though; keep bill sealed to any Rooks or Jays, 'cos the charming chatterboxes cannot keep gold-secrets. (:>) HRAARRRK!!!! Love from your wingmate-in-thoughtcrime, Pwl. |
"Hrrrrraak! What do I do with all these bright baubles?
::cocks shining-dark head, stares at glittering prize::
Methinks a golden castle in the South of France!" ~ Soma